Issue 3
Issue 3 – page 2
Excerpt:
xxxx20 Years Agoxxxxx
the poxette looks through its files to find the forgotten headlines of…1956
Spotts to book Elvis.
Well known local impressario Ernie Spotts has confirmed rumours that he has booked well known rock star Elvis Persley, the singing misprint, to perform at friars
The Runaways (Pluto import)
OOWHEE!! This platter boasts one of the most fetching sleeves I’ve ever had the pleasure to wan…ogle at. On the front the glitteringly attired Les McKeoun casts a seductive eye over her shoulder…
Open him up and you’re confronted by all 5 beauties. On the left there’s the sultry-Woody complete with handkerchief hanging out of his pocket.
In the middle is Arie Glitter, blouse unbuttoned to the paunch.,.etcetcetc I’ll leave the last words to America’s only all-girl Punk band:
“Our magic is young
Cause we just begun
We light up the sky
Always on the run
We live in the streets
In the alley of screams _
Cause we’re the Queens of noise
The answer to your dreams.”
Kriss ‘I can never masogleay’ Krapps
..Apologies to all the amazing original Zig-Zaggers….